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Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day is an upcoming video game parody which satirizes American political culture. The ALPHA version of JSB: JD was set to release on 01.15.19. Due to unforeseen circumstances however, a third party distribution service (who we will not name at this time) which we planned to use to aid us in distributing the ALPHA, have decided to pull out last minute. As soon as we secure a new distribution partner, JSB: JD ALPHA will be released to the public. While we cannot provide an exact release date for the ALPHA due to the nature of this issue, should we not find a new partner by the end of the month (January 2019), we will distribute the ALPHA ourselves through this website. To stay up to date on the release, check back here frequently, or subscribe above to receive a release email notification. We apologize for the inconvenience and are actively seeking alternatives. 

ALPHA Release Features:

Playable Characters:   J.C – Tromp – Pootin – Dolph – Bolselnoro – Mussolino – Napolion – Melonia T. – Mike “Electric” Fence – Pinechot

5 Campaign Missions:   “Good Riddance” (California, USA) – “Border Security” (the Wall, USA) –  “End of the Rainbow” (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil), “Not Welcome” (Berlin, Germany) – “Yellow Rage” (Paris, France)

Arena Mode: Survive round after round of an endless onslaught of radicals

Open Season Safari Mode: Take to the wilderness armed with your hunting rifle, bowie knife, sniper rifle and other hunting gear to track down and hunt down wild radicals

Misc: over 45 weapons – several unique skins for each character – 100+ unique radicals 

DISCLAIMER:
Due to various false news pieces surrounding Jesus strikes back judgement day (JSB: JD) recently (as a result of “internet memes”, misinformation, and “fake news” stories), it has become necessary to explain below what should have been blatantly obvious. JSB JD is a SATIRICAL PARODY. This cannot be emphasized enough. JSB JD is not a political statement, testament or propaganda. JSB: JD satirizes political culture not through direct dialogue or humorous speech, but by allowing the player to play from the viewpoint of a collection of fictional characters representing satirical, “straw-man” depictions of political culture.
The website “Jesusstrikesback.com”, the video game Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day alongside all individuals involved in the development of the game, and all associated third-party services, companies and partners DO NOT: 


i) engage in, encourage, promote or celebrate unlawful violence or physical harm to any person or property
ii) engage in, encourage, promote or celebrate unlawful violence toward any group based on race, religion, disability, gender, sexual orientation, national origin, or any other immutable characteristic


All individuals and characters that are featured in Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day are purely fictional, and any resemblance to real-world figures alive or dead is purely coincidental. Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day is simply a comedic video game and does not promote, advocate, condone or incite violence against any individual(s) based on gender, race, religion, nationality, political beliefs, or sexual orientation. THIS IS A GAME!
This video game does NOT advocate support or endorse ANY political group, ideology, movement, entity or individual(s).  This video game makes NO comments whatsoever on political affairs, race, religion, sexuality, gender or real-world individuals or organizations at any time during gameplay.