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Latest Update: 31st May 2019

The year is 2028. Homosexual billionaire reptilian satanists George Sorrows and Mark Cuckerberg are president and vice-president of the USA. A strict communist regime is immediately implemented across the USA, resulting in millions of deaths, the collapse of the economy and the end of free speech. The constitution is ripped to shreds and replaced  with the decree of 7485373 genders. 

The sorceresses of the 33rd degree triumvrate , H. Klintun, N. Peelosee and A. Merkill, unleash a powerful army of radical illegal aliens upon the global population who swiftly spread from city to city pillaging all in their path, looting and raping EVERYTHING and EVERYONE in sight. Not a woman, child, or cats asshole is spared.

With a global New World Order firmly in power and the worldwide population suppressed, Comrade George Sorrows implements the Final Solution. All straight conservative males are rounded up by the thousand and sent to death camps.  The sight of a heterosexual, conservative, christian male becomes a distant memory for many. A few manage to escape to the neighbouring wildernesses and mountains, only to be tracked down and slaughtered.

“Let he who is without sin cast thy first bullet”

The biggest enemy of the New World Order, J.C, returns to Earth as promised over 2000 years ago. The sight of what humanity has become brings tears to his eyes. With peace in his heart, J.C offers the New World Order a chance to repent and let the people go. Unsurprisingly, they resist and attempt to crucify him. In a deadly shootout, J.C barely manages to escape with his life. He retreats, pursued by a gender diverse and multicultural army.

With a peaceful negotiation out of the question, J.C has no choice but to act fast. He cannot idly watch his people suffer. He must team up with the last remaining straight males – Tromp, Dolph, Pootin, Napolion, Mussolino, Bolselnoro – and free the people. They must defeat the New World Order leaders and then finally upload Facts and Logic to the system – freeing the people from the social media matrix and ultimately the grasp of the tyrannical New World Order and it’s supreme overlord… Noseberg Shekelstein.

-System Requirements-

OS: 64-bit Windows 10   /  macOS 10.12+

Processor: Intel CPU Core i7 3770 3,4 GHz, AMD CPU AMD FX-8350 4 GHz.

Graphics: Nvidia GPU GeForce GTX 770 or AMD GPU Radeon R9 290.

RAM: 4GB.

Disk space: 2GB.

-Controls-

WASD/Arrow keys = Move
Mouse = Look/Aim
Left Mouse Button = Use weapon
Right Mouse Button = Switch Aim/Mode
CTRL = Crouch/Roll
R = Reload
ESC = Pause
SHIFT =  Sprint
Z/X = Cycle Equipped Weapons

In association with First Amendment Studios & Facts and Logic inc. Music used with kind permission by Rappy McRapperson.

 

DISCLAIMER:
DUE TO VARIOUS FALSE NEWS PIECES SURROUNDING JESUS STRIKES BACK JUDGEMENT DAY (JSB: JD) RECENTLY (AS A RESULT OF “INTERNET MEMES”, MISINFORMATION, AND “FAKE NEWS” STORIES), IT HAS BECOME NECESSARY TO EXPLAIN BELOW WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BLATANTLY OBVIOUS. JSB JD IS A SATIRICAL PARODY. THIS CANNOT BE EMPHASIZED ENOUGH. JSB JD IS NOT A POLITICAL STATEMENT, TESTAMENT OR PROPAGANDA. JSB: JD SATIRIZES POLITICAL CULTURE NOT THROUGH DIRECT DIALOGUE OR HUMOROUS SPEECH, BUT BY ALLOWING THE PLAYER TO PLAY FROM THE VIEWPOINT OF A COLLECTION OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS REPRESENTING SATIRICAL, “STRAW-MAN” DEPICTIONS OF POLITICAL CULTURE.
PLEASE NOTE THAT JSB: JD IS A SATIRICAL P-A-R-O-D-Y SATIRIZING MODERN POLITICAL CULTURE AS A WHOLE AND IN IT’S ENTIRETY. THERE HAVE BEEN MANY “FAKE NEWS” STORIES SURROUNDING JESUS STRIKES BACK: JUDGEMENT DAY IN THE PAST – ALL WITHOUT MERIT OR CREDIT AND BASED COMPLETELY OFF OF FAKE NEWS AND “INTERNET MEMES”. JSB: JD IS SATIRICAL HUMOR, AND IS NOT A GAME WHICH FEATURES SIMULATED VIOLENCE AGAINST ANYONE BASED ON ANY IMMUTABLE CHARACTERISTIC (SUCH AS GENDER, RACE, RELIGION, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, ETC) WHATSOEVER (SEE BELOW FOR FULL CLARIFICATION ON THIS MATTER). WE CANNOT STRESS THIS MATTER ENOUGH, AND SINCE SUCH CLAIMS ARE ENTIRELY FALSE AND WITHOUT MERIT, WE ASK THAT ALL WHO READ THIS STOP IN FURTHER SPREADING SUCH FALSEHOOD. FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US AT THE ABOVE EMAIL IF YOU HAVE ANY CONCERNS!
THE WEBSITE “JESUSSTRIKESBACK.COM”, THE VIDEO GAME JESUS STRIKES BACK: JUDGEMENT DAY ALONGSIDE ALL INDIVIDUALS INVOLVED IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE GAME, AND ALL ASSOCIATED THIRD-PARTY SERVICES, COMPANIES AND PARTNERS DO NOT: 
I) ENGAGE IN, ENCOURAGE, PROMOTE OR CELEBRATE UNLAWFUL VIOLENCE OR PHYSICAL HARM TO ANY PERSON OR PROPERTY
II) ENGAGE IN, ENCOURAGE, PROMOTE OR CELEBRATE UNLAWFUL VIOLENCE TOWARD ANY GROUP BASED ON RACE, RELIGION, DISABILITY, GENDER, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, NATIONAL ORIGIN, OR ANY OTHER IMMUTABLE CHARACTERISTIC
*ALL INDIVIDUALS AND CHARACTERS THAT ARE FEATURED IN JESUS STRIKES BACK: JUDGEMENT DAY ARE PURELY FICTIONAL, AND ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL-WORLD FIGURES ALIVE OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. JESUS STRIKES BACK: JUDGEMENT DAY IS SIMPLY A COMEDIC VIDEO GAME AND DOES NOT PROMOTE, ADVOCATE, CONDONE OR INCITE VIOLENCE AGAINST ANY INDIVIDUAL(S) BASED ON GENDER, RACE, RELIGION, NATIONALITY, POLITICAL BELIEFS, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION. THIS IS A GAME!
**THIS VIDEO GAME DOES NOT ADVOCATE SUPPORT OR ENDORSE ANY POLITICAL GROUP, IDEOLOGY, MOVEMENT, ENTITY OR INDIVIDUAL(S).  THIS VIDEO GAME MAKES NO COMMENTS WHATSOEVER ON POLITICAL AFFAIRS, RACE, RELIGION, SEXUALITY, GENDER OR REAL-WORLD INDIVIDUALS OR ORGANIZATIONS AT ANY TIME DURING GAMEPLAY.