We are now pleased to announce that despite many setbacks and delays, Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day ALPHA is now live and publicly available. You can now purchase the ALPHA below (payment is handled by a secure third party payment provider – we do not ask for any of your card/payment details on this site) and receive the download link to the ALPHA instantly via email. Please note that this is not the full version of Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day. While this is the first playable build, this is still an “early access” alpha and may contain  bugs. Should you come across any bugs, please report them to the email address below so they can be patched for future releases (purchasing the ALPHA will give you access to all future releases).

 

ALPHA Release Features:

  • Worlds best graphics
  • worlds best gameplay
  • Seven Playable Characters – J.C , Tromp, Pootin, Dolph, Mussolino, Napolion, Bolselnoro, 
  • Over 30 unique unlockable skins/outfits 
  • Five campaign missions
  • 20+ Unlockable weapons
  • Two sandbox arenas
  • Worlds best soundtrack
  • Fun for all the family
  • Worlds best graphics AND gameplay

If you have any queries please send any emails to the following address:

Jsbtempcontact@gmail.com

 

System Requirements:

OS: 64-bit Windows 10

Processor: Intel CPU Core i7 3770 3,4 GHz, AMD CPU AMD FX-8350 4 GHz.

Graphics: Nvidia GPU GeForce GTX 770 or AMD GPU Radeon R9 290.

RAM: 4GB.

Disk space: 2GB.

******Please note that this is a P-A-R-O-D-Y. There have been many “fake news” stories surrounding Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day in the past – all without merit or credit and based completely off of fake news and “internet memes”. JSB: JD is satirical humor.

You can purchase the ALPHA using this link. You will be redirected to the third party gateway.

 

-Controls-

WASD/Arrow keys = Move
Mouse = Look/Aim
Left Mouse Button = Use weapon
Right Mouse Button = Switch Aim/Mode
CTRL = Crouch/Roll
R = Reload
ESC = Pause
SHIFT =  Sprint
Z/X = Cycle Equipped Weapons

 

 

*Please note that the below screenshots may appear distorted/cropped on mobile devices

DISCLAIMER:
Due to various false news pieces surrounding Jesus strikes back judgement day (JSB: JD) recently (as a result of “internet memes”, misinformation, and “fake news” stories), it has become necessary to explain below what should have been blatantly obvious. JSB JD is a SATIRICAL PARODY. This cannot be emphasized enough. JSB JD is not a political statement, testament or propaganda. JSB: JD satirizes political culture not through direct dialogue or humorous speech, but by allowing the player to play from the viewpoint of a collection of fictional characters representing satirical, “straw-man” depictions of political culture.
The website “Jesusstrikesback.com”, the video game Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day alongside all individuals involved in the development of the game, and all associated third-party services, companies and partners DO NOT: 

i) engage in, encourage, promote or celebrate unlawful violence or physical harm to any person or property
ii) engage in, encourage, promote or celebrate unlawful violence toward any group based on race, religion, disability, gender, sexual orientation, national origin, or any other immutable characteristic

All individuals and characters that are featured in Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day are purely fictional, and any resemblance to real-world figures alive or dead is purely coincidental. Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day is simply a comedic video game and does not promote, advocate, condone or incite violence against any individual(s) based on gender, race, religion, nationality, political beliefs, or sexual orientation. THIS IS A GAME!
This video game does NOT advocate support or endorse ANY political group, ideology, movement, entity or individual(s).  This video game makes NO comments whatsoever on political affairs, race, religion, sexuality, gender or real-world individuals or organizations at any time during gameplay.