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[Sticky] Update Announcement (May 27th 2019)  

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29/03/2019 11:45 pm  

This is just a quick announcement to let you all know that we have updated the current version of JSBJD. While still in ALPHA, we have introduced some new content and fixed a few reported bugs. We have sent out links to download the newest version to you if you have previously purchased JSBJD. If you have not received an email or if you are having any problems updating, please contact us.

 

New Mission:

  • Mission 7 - Stop the climate change activists who have seized Tower Bridge, London
  • Mission 8 - Stop waves of radical illegal alien terrorists from storming the shores of France

New Characters:

  • Honkler
  • Pepe
  • Eva Brawn
  • Sir Deus Vult I

Cheatcodes

  • SOCIALISMISBAD - max cash
  • JESUSROSE - max health
  • BULLETPROOF - max armour
  • JESUS2020 - enter "God Mode", making the player invincible and all punch attacks become one hit KOs sending the target flying
  • OPENBORDERS - Unlock all missions
  • USETHEFORCE - All bullet send foes flying into the air
  • AKBARGUN - Exploding bullets
  • STRAPPED -  max ammo
  • REMOVEKEBAB -become Brent T
  • MOONHEAD - Become Moonman
  • IFUCKEDUP-Remove exploding bullets, and force bullets, and God mode
  • SAYHELLOTOMY- Gives you a powerful gun. You must have less than six weapons equipped.
  • GETOUTMYSWAMP- Become Shrekt
  • LIBERALSOULS - Become Grim Reaper
  • ALEXJONES - only spawn "happy frog" enemies
  • EVA - Become Eva Brawn
  • DEUSVULT - Become Sir Deus Vult I
  • ADLMASCOT - Become Pepe
  • HONKHONK - Become Honkler

 

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TranswomanAreMen
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31/03/2019 7:15 pm  

Please continue doing God's work


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MoneyNeverSleeps
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03/04/2019 3:16 am  

This is the best game


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Death2Merkyl
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03/04/2019 4:19 am  

This game is so dank


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Highland_Warlord
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04/04/2019 2:14 am  

There needs to be a Israel mission in the next update where you kill mossad agents while rounding up jews and add flamethrower/zyklon b weapons 


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Acj
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04/04/2019 3:16 am  

You guys should add Jack Thompson and the NCOSE/Morality in Media organization as boss characters. 

Also add in an gamer/otaku vigilante group as allies. And a Japan mission where you defend Akihabara from SJWs and the Religious Right.


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AllRight
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08/04/2019 7:19 pm  

add Pepe


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AllaTouchedMe
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13/04/2019 6:52 pm  

needs a mission where you have to save children from the professional kid toucher Muhammad


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AllaTouchedMe
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13/04/2019 6:52 pm  

needs a mission where you have to save children from the professional kid toucher Muhammad


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MuhReligionOfPeace
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Posts: 21
01/05/2019 3:06 pm  

I want to be Honkler and kill NPC cunts


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